insanity for sarka

So my lovely friend sarka had a very productive day and I decided she needed a reward. Only this was before I had my morning cup of tea.

And this is what happened - chatfic:

salixbabylon: once upon a time there was a young man named Jack
salixbabylon: with a very nice coat
salixbabylon: and a spaceship
salixbabylon: which he borrowed without asking so it wasn't really his
salixbabylon: anyway he flew from his planet to earth, which seemed pretty because of all the water
salixbabylon: and he landed in wales, which seems odd, but you have to land somewhere, so why not wales?
salixbabylon: anyway
salixbabylon: he was occasionally very cranky and always very sexy. and also kind of immortal.
salixbabylon: at work one day he met another young man named Ianto
salixbabylon: who was always wearing a three-piece suit and looking very prim and proper and tidy
salixbabylon: and that made Jack just want to get him messy and dirty, in the best ways
salixbabylon: Ianto rarely objected
salixbabylon: sometimes he even left the tie on, just for Jack, who used it to push and pull him around in bed
salixbabylon: not that they did it in bed very often - usually a desk or wall or counter or the floor would suffice
salixbabylon: one day something extraordinary happened
salixbabylon: not aliens or apocalypse, because that was pretty damned ordinary
salixbabylon: but this was big
salixbabylon: Jack asked Ianto out for a date
salixbabylon: showed up at his door with flowers
salixbabylon: which was a little bit gay, but hey, everyone likes flowers
salixbabylon: plus they were lilies and everyone know how phallic lilies are
salixbabylon: anyway, they went out to a swanky restaurant
salixbabylon: and Jack was all cleaned up in nice clothes
salixbabylon: and Ianto was in his usual suit, because he knew how that turned Jack on
salixbabylon: and then over dessert, Jack slid onto the floor
salixbabylon: and knelt next to Ianto's chair
salixbabylon: and asked him to marry him
salixbabylon: with a ring and everything
salixbabylon: a manly ring. but still.
salixbabylon: and Ianto said "um, we can't get married. this is England."
salixbabylon: and Jack said he didn't care, they could just have a commitment ceremony or whatever
salixbabylon: and Ianto said ok
salixbabylon: and Jack said "but no kids, because this isn't *that* kind of ficlet."
salixbabylon: and Ianto agreed because that would really cut down on all the hot kinky dirty sex
salixbabylon: so they want back to Ianto's flat
salixbabylon: and had sex in the bed with the lights out, missionary position, with Ianto on the bottom
salixbabylon: pretending to be married
salixbabylon: and after they both came
salixbabylon: which took a long time because the sex was a lot less intense than usual
salixbabylon: Ianto took off the ring and gave it back to Jack and said he'd changed his mind
salixbabylon: if that was what married life was like
salixbabylon: and jack agreed because *wow* was the sex boring now that they were engaged
salixbabylon: so Ianto went to take a shower to clean up
salixbabylon: and when Jack joined him, Ianto decided that enough was enough
salixbabylon: and shoved Jack up against the shower wall
salixbabylon: kicked his feet apart
salixbabylon: slicked them both up with conditioner
salixbabylon: pressed Jack's wrists hard against the tile
salixbabylon: and fucked him good and hard
salixbabylon: very much NOT the proper and dutiful wife
salixbabylon: and they lived happily ever after
salixbabylon: the end

(I think this might count as punishment, rather than a reward, actually.)

Happy Friday!

Call for Submissions

Games in the Dark



An anthology of short stories with a kinky edge: restraints, blindfolds, spankings, threesomes - nothing too hard-core or heavy, please. We're looking for stories that are well-developed, consensual, and focus on exploring the emotional aspects of kinky play.

Length: 5,000 - 15,000 words (manuscripts shorter or longer will be considered but will have to be extraordinary)

Submission Deadline: August 20, 2009

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