salixbabylon | Fic: If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put "U" and "I" Together (25/26)

Title: If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put "U" and "I" Together
Author:

salixbabylon
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 (overall)
Word Count: 976
Disclaimer: No offense meant at all to the real guys. This is just fiction, people.

Summary: Jared and Jensen take a romp through the alphabet, teasing each other relentlessly all the way. AKA domestic schmoop, guy-style.

Notes: Thanks go out to everyone who contributed word prompts –

aelfwitchfic,

okinay,

tularia,

sarka,

anorienparker,

violetlemon47,

gigglingkat,

baileymoyes,

griffndor,

autumn_witch78,

seanlily,

arieltachna, and

sileya. And of course to

sarka for her writing help and betaing.

If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put "U" and "I" Together

Y is for Yellow, from

aelfwitchfic

"Holy shit! I'm blind," Jensen yelped as he pushed down the comforter.

His reply was a day-glo yellow pillow hitting him in the face. "Fuck off. They're perfectly fine sheets."

"Yeah, if you want to have LSD-inspired nightmares."

Jared put his hands on his hips and retorted, in his most pissy tone, "Well, if you hadn't ripped the blue ones, we wouldn't have to use my only extra set."

"Why do you even have sheets in such an offensive color? I mean, I know you have no taste whatsoever, but come on, dude. Surely even you know that these are practically a crime against bedding."

Jared rolled his eyes. "They were a gift from my sister. And they're actually really soft."

"Just butt ugly."

"Summery."

"Hideous."

"You can always sleep on the bed downstairs, asshole," Jared said as he stuck out his tongue.

One glance at the dogs and their quirked eyebrows made it clear that this was not an acceptable option. Jensen sighed.

"It'll probably be fine once the lights are out," he grumbled.

"Fucker," Jared griped as he switched off the lamp.

Jensen waited until Jared had settled himself in the bed before rolling on top of him. "If I'm the fucker, that makes you the fuckee."

"That's not even a word, you ignorant slut." Jared's grumbling tone was only somewhat contradicted by the fact that his hands had automatically come up to hold Jensen's hips and then slid back to palm the curves of his ass.

"'M not ignorant," Jensen growled as he bit Jared's neck.

"Oh god, yeah. Leave a mark, please," Jared moaned, arching under Jensen's mouth. "And I notice you're not arguing with the 'slut' part."

"Do you ever shut up?" Jensen wondered as he obligingly bit again, sucking up a purple bruise that was visible even in the semi-darkness, deeply pleased that no one would be bitching about it since they were off for the next five weeks.

Jared grinned and rolled them over. "Not unless I've got somethin' in my mouth." He pressed Jensen's shoulder down hard and slid down to breathe on his cock. "You know how oral I am."

Flexing his hips with a frustrated noise, Jensen grabbed Jared's head with strong hands. "Shut up and suck me, damn it." The words were barely spoken before he was pulled into Jared's warm, wet mouth. He twisted his fingers through the long hair for a moment, petting more than demanding, before falling back to his elbows to watch. The ambient light from the open curtains seemed to reflect off the bright sheets, turning Jared's skin a shadowy gold.

"You're so fuckin' hot like that," Jen moaned. "Mouth full of my dick, suckin' it down like you're hungry for it..." Jared made an eager noise of agreement. "Now who's the slut, huh?" he asked, grabbing Jared by the thigh and shifting their bodies around until he could reach Jared's ass. He licked his thumb to moisten it and pressed it to Jared's hole - one slow circle was all Jared got before he pushed inside.

"Oh fuck," Jared panted, releasing Jensen's cock and resting his head on the thigh beneath him, while his hips jerked back into his lover's hand.

"Exactly." Jensen twisted around, fumbling for supplies while he kept teasing Jared's ass. "Gonna fuck you on these hideous yellow sheets, make you stain them with your come, wreck 'em so you have to buy new ones. Gonna make you ruin them," he promised.

"Give it your best shot," Jared challenged, groaning as he obligingly got into position on his knees. "Make me."

Jensen practically snarled as he lined up and pushed into Jared's body, not too hard but not giving him much time to adjust either. Jared didn't need it, judging by the way he pressed back, his body demanding more even though the sounds he made weren't words in any language Jensen knew. Jensen set a pace that was neither fast nor slow, but deep and hard instead, fucking so far into Jared's body that they both groaned with every thrust. He let his fingers dig into Jared's hips, losing himself to the pleasure until Jared began to make the strained noises that meant he needed more. Jensen obliged by wrapping one hand around Jared's throbbing cock, stroking in the same steady rhythm until Jared was covered in sweat, fingers twisting into the sheets, nearly begging.

Jensen clenched his hand hard around the base of Jared's dick, blocking off his impending orgasm and Jared wailed in frustration.

"Oh you fucker! C'mon, Jen," he gasped when he finally backed off from the edge enough to speak.

All he got in response was a chuckle, halfway between sexy and evil, as Jensen kept fucking him. One hand clenched around Jared's cock with a cruel grip as the other one pulled him back by the shoulder, riding him with a fierce desperation as Jensen finally lost control. Jared whined when he felt Jensen's hips jerk into him with short little stabs as he came.

"Please please please, Jen..."

Jensen bit down hard on Jared's shoulder, panting through his teeth as he yanked Jared upright. The hands clenched in the sheets failed to let go in time and there was a loud ripping sound as the fabric tore. Jared didn't even notice it though, because Jensen had relaxed his hand and started to jerk Jared's dick while he continued to thrust into his ass, nailing his prostate with every stroke until Jared threw his head back with a yell and came. He twitched and jerked, the orgasm lasting for-fucking-ever after being held back, until he finally collapsed face-first onto the bed.

The sound of harsh panting finally gave way to more even breathing. "I can't believe you fuckin' made me ruin the sheets," Jared mumbled.

Jensen's laughter woke the dogs.

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