salixbabylon | How Scary of an Orli Stalker Are You?

Sorry about the delay - yesterday was a bit busy for me. So without further ado, here are the answers and explanations when needed:

How Scary of an Orli Stalker Are You?

1) What did he do in his first acting role?
a - ask "looking for someone?"
b - cheat two women out of their money
c - scratch his bum
d - walk into a hospital

ANSWER: C, since there's an interview where he talks about a play he was in as a child, where he was a monkey in an itchy costume and got caught scratching his bum. Half-point for D, his moment in "Casualty".

2) How old was he when he lost his cherry?
a - 12
b - 14
c - 15
d - 16
e - 17
f - 22 - Viggo
g - he hasn't yet – he's waiting for me!

ANSWER: B

3) What was Orli's first job?
a - working in a men's clothing store
b - loading clay pigeons
c - delivering pizza
d - working in McDonald's
e - paper route
f - rent boy

ANSWER: B

4) What and where are his tattoos?
a - moon on hip
b - elvish "9" on wrist
c - celtic knot on lower back
d - "Viggo" on bum
e - sun on tummy
f - skull and cross bones on ankle

ANSWER: B and E (half-point each)

5) Where is the scar on his back?
a - neck/cervical
b - shoulder blades/midback/thoracic
c - middle/lower/lumbar
d - lower back/sacrum
e - coccyx

ANSWER: C

6) Most annoying acting exercise he had to do?
a - pretending to be an ape
b - pretending to cry
c - pretending to be an elf
d - pretending to be a lizard
e - pretending to be a tree

ANSWER: D

7) Favorite vegetable?
a - carrots
b - broccoli
c - green beans
d - spinach
e - squash

ANSWER: D

8) What accident did he have while filming "Ned Kelly"?
a - broke his wrist
b - tripped on something and sprained his ankle
c - piece of the set fell and hit him on the head
d - bitten by a wombat
e - horse kicked him
f - Heath snogged him without consulting Naomi
g - got caught in flagrante delicto with Viggo

ANSWER: E

9) How did Will Turner get that wet look?
a - hot, sweaty, wall-banging mansex with Viggo
b - make-up people poured water on him
c - make-up people spritzed him with water
d - he jumped into the ocean
e - oil and water were applied to his skin

ANSWER: D is the answer we were looking for, but B is also true. BOth answers accepted.

10) What weird thing has he NOT done at an interview?
a - stared at a mole
b - worn a turquoise ruffled shirt
c - rubbed his nose excessively
d - twitched like mad
e - gyrated his hips and moaned
f - constantly adjusted his microphone
g - implied Cybill Shepherd was going to molest his toy
h - flicked his tongue like a lizard
i - excessively complimented his male costars

ANSWER: F... He's done everything else, the twitchy git.

11) What does Orli collect?
a - clothes
b - boys
c - girls
d - Viggo
e - bugs
f - socks
g - surfboards
h - dogs

ANSWER: F is the only "proven" answer from an interview, but H is also true, so half-point for H.

12) What daredevil thing did he do in Malta?
a - bungee jumping
b - cliff diving
c - hang gliding
d - kissing Sean Bean
e - race car driving
f - surfing with sharks

ANSWER: B

13) How far down did he shave for *that* scene in Troy?
a - all the way baby, yeah
b - shave? Isn't he naturally hairless?
c - down to the navel
d - down to the hip line
e - boy Brazilian

ANSWER: I so much wanted the answer to this to be A, but unfortunately D is the real answer. Half-point for A, though. ;)

14) Orli recently went to a gay bar with:
a - Kate
b - Liv
c - Miranda
d - Keira
e - Kirsten
f - Sir Ian
g - Viggo

ANSWER: E

15) Costars we do NOT have pictures of him groping/kissing/hugging:
a - Viggo
b - Dom
c - Billy
d - Elijah
e - Liv
f - Sir Ian
g - Karl
h - Johnny
i - Geoffrey
j - Kiera
k - Brad
l - Eric
m - Diane
n - Rose
o - None of the above – Orli snogs everyone eventually

ANSWER: O

Bonus Question:
16) What happened to his horrible shirts?
a - tragic accident when his luggage was lost in flight
b - stopped wearing them as a "beard" to prove he wasn't gay
c - Viggo dyed them all black
d - Sidi ate them
e - Sam told him he's not allowed to wear anything vulgar
f - Hobbits flushed them all down the toilet in the name of good taste

ANSWER: Only the Valar know.

lostiawen and I agreed the answer was A. All answers, including write-ins, are correct.

Thank you so much to everyone who participated! I hope you all had as much fun as we did!

The grading was really difficult, so if you were off by one point, feel free to round up and take the pictures for the next grouping. :) And again, if there are any answers you disagree with, point us to a reliable information source and we'll happily recalculate.

*smooch* :D

Prizes = No hotlinking, please!

No one got the first two of these, but I love the pictures, so I'm posting them. :D