heheheh

[salixbabylon]

meme, from vogirl78:

Your LJ Strip Club by ScreamingDolai
username
The type of joint you run	Classy, clean place even militant feminists patronizeTopless only, you demure thing youCelebrity hot spot where Drew Barrymore might make a cameoHardcore all-nudeDon't sit down unless you've Lysol'd the seat
Your club is called	The Kit-Clap Club
Sleazy manager	juniperjen
Scary bouncer	willowwing
Most frequent customer	jasmineskie
Highest paid stripper	lostiawen
Can do really acrobatic pole tricks	dot_a_day
Just doing this to pay for med school	melacita
Had to get "enhancements" to make more money	icarusancalion
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(Why am I not surprised, lostiawen?)

Comments

[willowwing.livejournal.com]

*tries to look intimidating* *snortgiggle* Nope that didn't work. I can't even intimidate my two year old. *hugs*

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Well Ii- was intimidated. You'd make a great bouncer. Just threaten to "slash" the men who misbehave; I bet that would scare them. ;)

[dot-a-day.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahahaha.

Acrobatic pole tricks indeed...

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Maybe they meant that verbally, Dorothy my dear. ;)

[lostiawen.livejournal.com]

(Why am I not surprised, [info]lostiawen?)

Sheesh, just because I seriously tried to get into it when I was starving (was thwarted by the "needs a car" requirement) and because my boobs are practically hanging out when I perform, I get the "Highest paid stripper" thing.

On the other hand, that sounds cool. I'd love to give Orli or Viggo a lapdance. hee hee.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

It's the like quiz is psychic or something. ;)

Re: giving the boys lapdances... Hopefully they're bi enough to still pop a woody for you. ;)