drabble (request #8)

[salixbabylon]

for helena_s_renn:

Billy/Bean:

Today was hideous. I had this brilliant idea to imitate Orli all day, bounce all over, bug the fuck out of everyone. It would annoy the Elf *and* I'd get to grope Bean, too.

Everything went brilliantly until Bean walked in. I sashayed over in a spot-on Elf-glide and tried to drape myself on him like Orli does. But Bean's a lot taller than I am, a lot bulkier, a lot *more* than I am. And I got flustered and lost my nerve. Right there, in front of everyone. Speechless.

Aren't I supposed to be too old for this shite?

Comments

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Woah. What a lovely pretty little thing. I love this insight into Billy. It makes me want some Billy!slash.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Thank you! He was a fun head to try to squirm in - and he hated the 100-word limit, let me tell you. ;) ALl of his babbling about *how* humiliated he was, and in front of Dom, of all people, and how Sean reacted, and how Sean felt under his hands...

Yeah. That stuff. :)

[helena-s-renn.livejournal.com]

*BigFatSloppyGrin* omg, that was so cute! thanks. it was totally worth the wait. the world needs more billehbean, and various other things...

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

Glad you weren't disappointed - Billy was just so embarrassed when I started trying to get into his mind. I knew something juicy must have happened; can't you just picture it? Bean as Boromir and Billy, unable to think of *anything* to say, faced with the overwhelming reality of touching Bean. :D

[helena-s-renn.livejournal.com]

i think i could relate to such a thing quite well. especially if he's trying to mock orli, too. and then, sean would just be that much bigger than him... and so damn alpha... and...*squeak!* but i'll tell you. if anyone can give seanie a run for his money in the 'eyes' category, its billeh.

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

No doubt, poor boy. But *I* think worthy of a fic himself *bats eyelids*.

This nugget should definitely grow. ;-)

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

We'll see what happens. Thanks for the encouragement! :)

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

OOoh! Might I beg a picspam? I've never even considered those two together before your request...