drabble (request #8)

[salixbabylon]

for helena_s_renn:

Billy/Bean:

Today was hideous. I had this brilliant idea to imitate Orli all day, bounce all over, bug the fuck out of everyone. It would annoy the Elf *and* I'd get to grope Bean, too.

Everything went brilliantly until Bean walked in. I sashayed over in a spot-on Elf-glide and tried to drape myself on him like Orli does. But Bean's a lot taller than I am, a lot bulkier, a lot *more* than I am. And I got flustered and lost my nerve. Right there, in front of everyone. Speechless.

Aren't I supposed to be too old for this shite?

Comments

[jasmasson.livejournal.com]

Woah. What a lovely pretty little thing. I love this insight into Billy. It makes me want some Billy!slash.

[helena-s-renn.livejournal.com]

*BigFatSloppyGrin* omg, that was so cute! thanks. it was totally worth the wait. the world needs more billehbean, and various other things...