drabble (request #8)

[salixbabylon]

for helena_s_renn:

Billy/Bean:

Today was hideous. I had this brilliant idea to imitate Orli all day, bounce all over, bug the fuck out of everyone. It would annoy the Elf *and* I'd get to grope Bean, too.

Everything went brilliantly until Bean walked in. I sashayed over in a spot-on Elf-glide and tried to drape myself on him like Orli does. But Bean's a lot taller than I am, a lot bulkier, a lot *more* than I am. And I got flustered and lost my nerve. Right there, in front of everyone. Speechless.

Aren't I supposed to be too old for this shite?

Comments

[helena-s-renn.livejournal.com]

i think i could relate to such a thing quite well. especially if he's trying to mock orli, too. and then, sean would just be that much bigger than him... and so damn alpha... and...*squeak!* but i'll tell you. if anyone can give seanie a run for his money in the 'eyes' category, its billeh.

[salixbabylon.livejournal.com]

OOoh! Might I beg a picspam? I've never even considered those two together before your request...