Pervy Slash Whore

Title: If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put "U" and "I" Together
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 (eventually, I promise)
Word Count: 763
Disclaimer: No offense meant at all to the real guys. This is just fiction, people.

Summary: Jared and Jensen take a romp through the alphabet, teasing each other relentlessly all the way. AKA domestic schmoop, guy-style.

Notes: Thanks go out to everyone who contributed word prompts – aelfwitchfic, okinay, tularia, sarka, anorienparker, violetlemon47, gigglingkat, baileymoyes, griffndor, autumn_witch78, and seanlily. And of course to sarka for her writing help and betaing.

( J is for Jumprope... )

Title: If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put "U" and "I" Together
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 (eventually, I promise)
Word Count: 722
Disclaimer: No offense meant at all to the real guys. This is just fiction, people.

Summary: Jared and Jensen take a romp through the alphabet, teasing each other relentlessly all the way. AKA domestic schmoop, guy-style.

Notes: Thanks go out to everyone who contributed word prompts – aelfwitchfic, okinay, tularia, sarka, anorienparker, violetlemon47, gigglingkat, baileymoyes, griffndor, autumn_witch78, and seanlily. And of course to sarka for her writing help and betaing.

( H is for Hug... )

Title: If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put "U" and "I" Together
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 (eventually, I promise)
Word Count: 930
Disclaimer: No offense meant at all to the real guys. This is just fiction, people.

Summary: Jared and Jensen take a romp through the alphabet, teasing each other relentlessly all the way. AKA domestic schmoop, guy-style.

Notes: Thanks go out to everyone who contributed word prompts – aelfwitchfic, okinay, tularia, sarka, anorienparker, violetlemon47, gigglingkat, baileymoyes, griffndor, autumn_witch78, and seanlily. And of course to sarka for her writing help and betaing.

( F is for Forest... )

Title: If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put "U" and "I" Together
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 (eventually, I promise)
Word Count: 1094
Disclaimer: No offense meant at all to the real guys. This is just fiction, people.

Summary: Jared and Jensen take a romp through the alphabet, teasing each other relentlessly all the way. AKA domestic schmoop, guy-style.

Notes: Thanks go out to everyone who contributed word prompts – aelfwitchfic, okinay, tularia, sarka, anorienparker, violetlemon47, gigglingkat, baileymoyes, griffndor, autumn_witch78, and seanlily. And of course to sarka for her writing help and betaing.

( D is for Doggies... )

Title: If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put "U" and "I" Together
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 (eventually, I promise)
Word Count: 414
Disclaimer: No offense meant at all to the real guys. This is just fiction, people.

Summary: Jared and Jensen take a romp through the alphabet, teasing each other relentlessly all the way. AKA domestic schmoop, guy-style.

Notes: Thanks go out to everyone who contributed word prompts – aelfwitchfic, okinay, tularia, sarka, anorienparker, violetlemon47, gigglingkat, baileymoyes, griffndor, autumn_witch78, and seanlily. And of course to sarka for her writing help and betaing.

( B is for Bat... )

The incredibly awesomely amazingly wonderful ladykatiewench made a podfic! She read the story I wrote for her birthday last year and recorded it for all of you:

Title: Good Boy
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Jensen/Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1976
Disclaimer: No offense meant at all to the real guys. This is just fiction, people.

Summary: Jensen likes being on his knees. And Jeff has a thing about seeing him in a collar. Written in honor of ladykatiewench's birthday.

Warning: Seriously kinky: puppy play.

Text - http://salixbabylon.livejournal.com/359403.html

Audio download - http://www.mediafire.com/?intgii2zjzz (Let me know if the link expires and I need to reload it!)

Comment and tell ladykatiewench how amazing her voice is and how much she rocks!

Title: Good Boy
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Jensen/Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1976
Disclaimer: No offense meant at all to the real guys. This is just fiction, people.

Summary: Jensen likes being on his knees. And Jeff has a thing about seeing him in a collar. Written in honor of ladykatiewench's birthday.

Notes: Supergratitude goes out to both sarka, for "listening" while I wrote this and to heartofslash for both the super-beta and the confirmation that Yes, this *is* the kinkiest thing I've written in a long long time.

NEW! Podfic Version here!

( Good Boy )

Title: The Seven Shirts of Jared Padalecki; or, How Jensen (Almost) Met His Doom
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 7760
Disclaimer: No offense meant at all to the real guys. This is just fiction, people.

Summary: Jared's lack of fashion sense just might finally drive Jensen crazy one of these days...

Notes: Super massive ninja thanks for writing support from nebulein and sarka, who held my hand while I played with these boys for the first time. More squishy gratitude for my awesome betas, causette and sarka.


( The Seven Shirts of Jared Padalecki; or, How Jensen (Almost) Met His Doom )

Title: Young Again
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Karl/Sean
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1099
Disclaimer: No offense meant at all to the real actors. This is just fiction, people.
Summary: Sean goes on a group vacation but is grumpy until Karl drags him outside for some wintertime fun.
Notes: For rifleman_s, who asked for snow. Massive thank-yous to helena_s_renn for the beta!

( Young Again )

Title: Definitely A Thing
Author: salixbabylon
Pairing: Gerard Way/Frank Iero
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1206
Disclaimer: No offense meant at all to the real guys. This is just fiction, people.
Summary: In which Gerard considers the awkwardness of crushes and lip rings.
Notes: For mizbhaven13, who wanted fluffy bandslash. Thanks to seanlily for the beta!

( Definitely A Thing )